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Ellis C. Whitby, PE, CSI, CDT, AIA, LEED
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Username: ecwhitby

Post Number: 523
Registered: 03-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 06, 2020 - 04:44 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Big dog does NOT want that bath

https://boingboing.net/2020/04/27/dog-does-not-want-bath.html
Louis Medcalf, FCSI, CCS
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Post Number: 112
Registered: 11-2010
Posted on Monday, May 11, 2020 - 04:36 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

What the Bible says about the virus in Exodus Chapter 20: "Thou shall not covid thy neighbor's wife."
Phil Kabza
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Post Number: 661
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Posted on Tuesday, May 12, 2020 - 02:52 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

For all those righteous non-social-distancing pastors: Matthew 6:6
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Lynn Javoroski FCSI CCS LEED® AP SCIP Affiliate
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Username: lynn_javoroski

Post Number: 2233
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Posted on Tuesday, May 12, 2020 - 03:26 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Good one! We've been reading Exodus before the israelites left Egypt and the plagues and Pharaoh's attitude are too close to home. (the murder hornets were the final blow - grin)
Lynn Javoroski FCSI CCS LEED® AP SCIP Affiliate
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Post Number: 2234
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Posted on Wednesday, May 13, 2020 - 11:29 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Moderately Confused Comic Strip for May 13, 2020

https://www.gocomics.com/moderately-confused/2020/05/13?ct=v&cti=1915017
ken hercenberg
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Username: khercenberg

Post Number: 1278
Registered: 12-2006


Posted on Wednesday, May 13, 2020 - 11:55 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Yeah. Too bad there are so many horribly ugly condos going up all over the place. I'm learning to hate yellow painted cement board and EIFS. Much of it is already growing mold.

There's a new commercial "box" going up near me on the main drag painted splotchy black to charcoal. I may have to reroute just to avoid seeing it.

What has happened to architecture? Did I miss a memo?
Lynn Javoroski FCSI CCS LEED® AP SCIP Affiliate
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Username: lynn_javoroski

Post Number: 2235
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Posted on Wednesday, May 13, 2020 - 12:34 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

There have always been crappy buildings; fortunately, many don't last. There are too many reasons for this to list here, but amazingly enough, good buildings do manage to get constructed.
Ellis C. Whitby, PE, CSI, CDT, AIA, LEED
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Username: ecwhitby

Post Number: 526
Registered: 03-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 13, 2020 - 01:07 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Lynn; The fact that many "crappy" buildings don't last is a good point, and one that goes beyond aesthetics. Contrary to the perception of some, lots of older buildings were built poorly. Shoddy construction, like shoddy design, is not new.
John Bunzick, CCS, CCCA, LEED AP
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Username: bunzick

Post Number: 1808
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Posted on Wednesday, May 13, 2020 - 03:21 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

I'm occasionally amused when someone sees a very old building, and comments that "buildings were made better back then" because that one structure is still standing. Of course, all the lousy buildings that were constructed at the same time have long since fallen down or been replaced.
ken hercenberg
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Username: khercenberg

Post Number: 1280
Registered: 12-2006


Posted on Wednesday, May 13, 2020 - 04:21 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

John, unfortunately some pretty cool buildings as well.

No question that lots of good and not-so-good buildings have gone up, and down, other the years. It just seems like the vast majority of what I'm seeing are buildings I'd rather not see. The only upside is that I doubt they'll be around long.
Nathan Woods, CSI, CCCA, LEED AP
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Username: nwoods

Post Number: 813
Registered: 08-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 14, 2020 - 12:11 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

John, when i was much younger, i made a similar observation while reading the TV Guide. I noted that more recent movies that i was familar with generally had 3 or maybe 4 stars, but all the older movies from the 50’s and forth had 5 stars. I remember telling my Dad,”It doesn’t seem fair, just because a movie is old doesn’t mean its any good”

His response was perfect, “Well, there were plenty of bad movies back then, but they only replay the good one now!”
Ellis C. Whitby, PE, CSI, CDT, AIA, LEED
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Username: ecwhitby

Post Number: 527
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Posted on Thursday, May 14, 2020 - 06:20 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Nathan: Spot on.
Sheldon Wolfe
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Post Number: 1046
Registered: 01-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 17, 2020 - 10:42 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Wise words from Banacek.

https://youtu.be/smDjmzL4uVE
J. Peter Jordan
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Username: jpjordan

Post Number: 1126
Registered: 05-2004
Posted on Monday, May 18, 2020 - 08:24 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

And the ones "everyone" though were bad are sometimes the ones we want to see while the "good" ones sorta fade into obscurity.
J. Peter Jordan, FCSI, AIA, CCS, LEED AP, SCIP
Lynn Javoroski FCSI CCS LEED® AP SCIP Affiliate
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Username: lynn_javoroski

Post Number: 2238
Registered: 07-2002


Posted on Monday, May 18, 2020 - 11:32 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

How many times is "Tremors" on TV? And how many times do you wind up watching it instead of scrolling on?
Ellis C. Whitby, PE, CSI, CDT, AIA, LEED
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Username: ecwhitby

Post Number: 528
Registered: 03-2003
Posted on Monday, May 18, 2020 - 11:42 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Lynn;

That's an awfully personal question. Is nothing to be private anymore?

I'm sure that everyone here is only reading and watching the classics. ;-)
Lynn Javoroski FCSI CCS LEED® AP SCIP Affiliate
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Username: lynn_javoroski

Post Number: 2239
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Posted on Monday, May 18, 2020 - 11:53 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Can we classify it as a classic by now? (I'm re-reading "Dune", by the way. I couldn't find our copy of "Foundation" - both classics!)
Louis Medcalf, FCSI, CCS
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Post Number: 115
Registered: 11-2010
Posted on Monday, May 18, 2020 - 02:39 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

I originally read Dune in high school in the early 60's when it was serialized in Analog. I've lost count how many times I've re-read it--and my 5 sons!
Ellis C. Whitby, PE, CSI, CDT, AIA, LEED
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Username: ecwhitby

Post Number: 529
Registered: 03-2003
Posted on Monday, May 18, 2020 - 02:43 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

RE "Tremors": a "Classic"? Maybe a "Cult" B-Movie, but "Classic"?

Re: Dune. That is a Classic. I liked the sequels and prequels much less. In fact, I think the quality dropped the father you get from the 1st. I disliked the movie a lot, and was disappointed in the BBC version. I hope the new movie is good.

I have all the original Foundation Books. I have read the spin-off done by the Three B's. All OK.
Louis Medcalf, FCSI, CCS
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Username: louis_medcalf

Post Number: 116
Registered: 11-2010
Posted on Wednesday, May 20, 2020 - 02:25 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Emphyrio by Jack Vance, a true stylist, is a classic to me that I re-read from time to time.
Lynn Javoroski FCSI CCS LEED® AP SCIP Affiliate
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Username: lynn_javoroski

Post Number: 2240
Registered: 07-2002


Posted on Wednesday, May 20, 2020 - 03:36 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

"Dune" readers: The first time I read "Dune", I *think* I recall, a somewhat long description of how the Guild spacers were able to move the spacecraft through space using mental facilities enhanced by spice. But that hasn't been in the books the last time(s) I've read "Dune". Did I imagine that? Did I read it somewhere else? Do you remember it or not?
Dan Helphrey
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Username: dbhelphrey

Post Number: 55
Registered: 12-2018
Posted on Wednesday, May 20, 2020 - 05:10 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Lynn, it's definitely in there somewhere, but perhaps it's not spelled out in detail until one of the sequels? It's been a very long time since I've read it myself.
Dan Helphrey
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Username: dbhelphrey

Post Number: 56
Registered: 12-2018
Posted on Wednesday, May 20, 2020 - 05:15 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Ellis,

Tremors is most certainly a classic.
Lynn Javoroski FCSI CCS LEED® AP SCIP Affiliate
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Username: lynn_javoroski

Post Number: 2241
Registered: 07-2002


Posted on Wednesday, May 20, 2020 - 05:46 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Dan, thank you for helping save what's left of my sanity. Now I just have to find the passage!
Dan Helphrey
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Username: dbhelphrey

Post Number: 57
Registered: 12-2018
Posted on Wednesday, May 20, 2020 - 06:12 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Random anecdote inspired by this discussion: Back in the mid- late-80s when cable TV was still newer, I once went through the TV Guide and figured out that by changing to the right channels at the right times, one could watch Gilligan's Island reruns 24/7.
Ellis C. Whitby, PE, CSI, CDT, AIA, LEED
Senior Member
Username: ecwhitby

Post Number: 530
Registered: 03-2003
Posted on Thursday, May 21, 2020 - 07:54 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

Dan; Regarding Tremors. The question, of course, is classic what?
;-)
Nathan Woods, CSI, CCCA, LEED AP
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Username: nwoods

Post Number: 817
Registered: 08-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 21, 2020 - 04:53 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post

LOL, Dan, I have a story about Gilligan's Island.

My father is an on-air metorologist (now retired). When i was young, say 5 or 6 years old, lightning hit our house in Michigan and zapped our old Curtis Mathis TV set. I was watching TV right when it happened. A black and white episode of Gilligan's Island. It killed the TV with a flash. About 6 years later, the General Manager of the TV station came over for dinner, and was shocked to learn that my Mom and I had rarely ever watched my dad on TV, because we didn't have a TV. I grew up outdoors, and never missed it. Well, he made a big fuss and ordered us a new console set. This was maybe around 1981. He came over when it was delivered and with a flurish, turned it on... to the exact same episode of Gilligan's Island. I remember simply walking away and my Mom turning it off with much spluttering from the GM. In all that time, we missed nothing. I still don't watch TV. However, Youtube takes hours from me each week, LOL

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